A pathetic guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his
drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts
crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the
truck driver."
>
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
>This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. " I
> can't do anything right...
> I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired
me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no
> insurance I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life, and then you show up and drink the poison...