To Be 8 again!





A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.



'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ...



On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her

to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,

the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.



Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.



Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!



Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.



He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?



Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.



'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! retard!!!!'



The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Yes indeed.

Yep,we guys do miss it on occasion. I remember a friend telling me years ago that when in high school his mother bought him 2 new shirts. One Red + One blue. The next morning going down to breakfast he thought he would please his mother by wearing one of the new shirts. He chose the red one.When he entered the kitchen she looked at him + said "You did'nt like the blue one." A different mind set between the sexes.

Oh my! This is too good.