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06 March 2006, 23:56
gerry375
Fair and balanced reporting
A man is in some woods near Macon, Georgia, when he comes upon a rabid dog attacking a small child. He leaps and grabs the animal and throttles it with his bare hands. It so happens that a newspaper reporter witnesses the event. (Yeah, I know, reporters in the woods is already a fairy tale -but this is my joke, OK?)

The reporter praises this act of heroism and tells the man that the story will appear as : "Local man kills vicious wild beast attacking young child".

The man explains that he is not from Macon.

The reporter says: " Then the headline will read " Georgia man kills vicious dog attacking small child".

The man says: " I'm not from Georgia. I'm from NY"

The reporter says (somewhat in a huff): "Then the headline will read: " Yankee kills family pet".
07 March 2006, 05:21
Hog Killer
It should correctly read, "Damnyankee kills family pet". hammering

Hog Killer


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07 March 2006, 06:00
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Cheers, Dave.

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07 March 2006, 22:03
muzzle
wave I was 17 before I knew that "damn" and "yankee" were 2 different words.
08 March 2006, 00:22
gerry375
Muzzle:

Smiler Actually both you and Hog Killer have it wrong. There is no "n" in "damyankee"! Gee! Does this "damyankee" have to teach you Rebs everything! Smiler