One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your undies in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Thats good Krueger.

I'll Have To Try That