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Originally posted by Moremonte:
Dear IRS,
>
> I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
>
> I have paid the following taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury20tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can recall, but I have run out of space and money.
>
> When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner ( ... no penalties and no interest ).
>
> P.S. I will try to make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

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Originally posted by hamdeni:
Guys,

Do you have to pay all that?
If so thank god i don't live there.

Regards,

Hamdeni

quote:

Originally posted by Moremonte:
Dear IRS,
>
> I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
>
> I have paid the following taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury20tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can recall, but I have run out of space and money.
>
> When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner ( ... no penalties and no interest ).
>
> P.S. I will try to make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

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Originally posted by mrlexma:
No joke!

I am reminded of the fellow who enclosed a condom with his tax return (and payment check) and asked the IRS ever so politely if they would next time please use the enclosed prophylactic when f*cking him over!

I seem to remember he got in serious trouble over that stunt, so please don't try it at home!