Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
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> You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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> You can trade a .44 for two .22's.
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> You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
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> If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed
> and let you
> try a few rounds with it.
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> Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
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> Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
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> A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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> Handguns function normally every day of the month.
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> A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
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> A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
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> You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without
> having
> problems.

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