So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.
God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover
clothing she'll wash
it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the
night to take
care of them.
She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
when you've had a
disagreement.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
when ever you need
it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history.

Thanks a lot for posting this raamw. Now i can cut back, looks like i'm doing at least a leg's worth more than was bargained for. LOL.

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