The nun



What Part of Your Body Goes to Heaven First?



The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, - 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?



Suzy raised her hand and said, - 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'



Suzy replied, - 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.



Little Johnny raised his hand and said - 'Sister, I think it's your feet.

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night.

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming'.

I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her. '



The Nun fainted...!!!

Now that Is Funny!!