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While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kiosk, a shapely young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. My eyes followed her. Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife asked, "Was it worth the trouble you're in?" The mania for giving the Government power to meddle with the private affairs of cities or citizens is likely to cause endless trouble, through the rivaly of schools and creeds that are anxious to obtain official recognition, and there is great danger that our people will lose our independence of thought and action which is the cause of much of our greatness, and sink into the helplessness of the Frenchman or German who expects his government to feed him when hungry, clothe him when naked, to prescribe when his child may be born and when he may die, and, in fine, to regulate every act of humanity from the cradle to the tomb, including the manner in which he may seek future admission to paradise. Mark Twain "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ " "Victory or Death!" | ||
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Bah, women and their insecurities. Just because you enjoy a little opportunistic window shopping doesn't mean you're sampling the merchandise. That's one of the first things I explained to my wife - that males of all species just have a deeply genetically engrained impulse to have an eye for the opposite sex, it's a time-tested genetic survival mechanism for all species. In short - we can't help but look, courtesy of Mother Nature. I'm neither bashful about it, nor ashamed of it... however, I do draw the line at just a casual appreciation from afar. ====================================== Cleachdadh mi fo m' féileadh dé tha an m' osan. | |||
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Or.... Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't read the menu.... ****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | |||
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Teflon, That shapely young woman in one of her many, short form-fitted dresses is my wife. I don't mind everyone else looking, either. I realized out early that the more time I spend oogling her keeps me out of your predicament.  That Male 49th Wide-Angle gene gets me in the Dog House with that Female 49th Radar gene occaisionally as well.  Cheers, Number 10 | |||
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My answer whenever Wifezilla catches me looking at the young things going by is "Why can't more women dress to make themselves look classy, like you?" Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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You can't go window shopping if you don't look in the window.   | |||
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My wife picks them out for me!!! Once in vegas she showed me a girl who was doing a mistaken panty flash. the chef | |||
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You can get your appetite outside, as long as you eat at home! | |||
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The best is when you catch them saying... "Are there any girls I should know about?" in which you reply... "Nooooo... none that you should know about"  I am back from a long Hiatus... or whatever. Take care. smallfry | |||
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I've explained to my darlin wife that if a young lady like the one you've described walks by and I don't look, it's time for her to take the compact out of the purse and hold it under my nose to see if I can still fog the mirror. I just may have passed. Sei wach! | |||
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 I am writing that one down!!!!!!!! Cheers, Dave. Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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I love it & will remember that for a special ocassion. The farmers almanac sez: There is a difference in window shopping & shoplifting. regards Mike Whiskey for my men & beer for my horses | |||
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 That is a classic response....I'm going to use that one! | |||
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Just because you own the Mona Lisa it doesn't mean you don't look at the other pictures. By the way, my 45 doesnt get jelous when I take the 22 to the range. A bad day at the range is better than a good day at work. | |||
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You married my ex... poor fella, you'll learn... you'll learn. (see avatar) | |||
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