Three guys are sitting in the maternity ward's waiting room. Paddy O'Leary, far from his beloved Green Éire, John Smith and his Cockney accent, and Bilal Patel from Birmingham.

They pace nervously or sit lost in thoughts, for what seems like hours, until suddenly the door opens and two nurses enter with three babies in their arms: two reddish-faced and light haired ones, and a very brown one. The oldest nurse says: "Gentlemen, these are three boys.... But we have a small problem: we mixed up the tags, so we'd like you to help and try to recognize which one is your own son..."

Hearing that, Paddy jumps to his feet, grabs the brown baby, and shouts: "This one is mine!!!"

Taken aback, the nurse says: "But... Mr. O'Leary... Maybe you should check better..."

Paddy blurts out: "It's all checked, Sister! Ain't taking no chance to bring a hun back home!!!"