A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the
>dead
>bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
>
>As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated,
>he
>made an amazing discovery. Mr.. Schwartz had the longest private part he
>had ever seen!
>
>"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz" said the mortician, "but I can't send you off
>to
>be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be
>saved for posterity."
>
>With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's
>schlong.
>He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.
>
>The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to
>show
>you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase.
>"Oh my God!" she screamed. "SCHWARTZ IS DEAD!"
>
>