Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know
>each other so well, they decided to get married.
>
>One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
>
>The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom
>was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
>
>After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and
>said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk
>broom!!!"
>
>
>"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
>
>
>Are you ready for this?
>Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
>
>
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>"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
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>

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>Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well i liked it