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-FREE PUPPIES: � COCKER SPANIEL � SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
-FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
-1 MAN, 7 WOMEN HOT TUB - $850/offer
-AMANA WASHER $100 OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
-SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE� ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
-FREE PUPPIES�PART GERMAN SHEPHERD � PART STUPID DOG
-2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: One 5-finger, One 3-finger, Pair: $15
-TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,
AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
-83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK - $2000
-STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15
-SOFT and GENTLE BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89cents
-GERMAN SHEPARD 85lbs. NEUTERED, SPEAKS GERMAN FREE.
-FULL SIZED MATTRESS 20YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
-FREE 1 CAN OF PORK and BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
-FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
-NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED*********** CALL CHUBBIE***********
-BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
-SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA � FREE CHOPSTICKS
-FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT� BEEN OUT A WHILE� BETTER
BE REWARD.
-HUMMELS � LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
-GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 � BOTTLES OF BEER.
-HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
-GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN � 89 cents lb.
-NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED � USED ONCE SLIGHLTY STAINED
-FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT. -AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS � POLE
INCLUDED $100
-TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND
FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
-EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS and BOX SPRINGS - $175.
-OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
-JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER and DRYER $300.
-LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
-ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
-GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
-GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
-OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE and DONUTS
-KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box
-FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.
-FOR SALE BY OWNER COMPLETE SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA 45 VOLUMES.
EXCELLENT CONDITION $1,000.00 OR BEST OFFER NO LONGER NEEDED GOT MARRIED
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