THE KIND LAWYER - One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his
> shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
> investigate the situation. He asked one man, "Why are you eating
> grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We
> HAVE TO eat grass." Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can
> come with me to my house and I'll feed you!" "But sir. I have a wife
> and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man
> he said, "You come with us, too." The second man said, "But sir, I
> also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all!" the
> lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge limo. Once underway,
> one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are
> too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." Genuinely
> touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my
> place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
>

Keep em coming - my nephew is lawyer and these go over real..... well I enjoy them!