Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the
call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could
see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as
she was asked. Mom pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor
was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on
his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her
help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had
just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
there in the first place. Smack him again!

O.K. Edmond, you are the one French exception.