The Tree Hugger
Submitted by: Swine Flew
Posted By: Porcus


A woman from Los Angeles, CA, who was a tree hugger, a democrat,
and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Colville, WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the
tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started
to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that
attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground
and got a lot of splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the hospital ER to see
a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an
anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to
her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room
and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The
angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'

He smiled and then told
her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the
Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me
down.'

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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