Ken was born without a dick, and it was a constant source of embarassment and misery to him. He never told anyone.

It all became too much when Ken was in his early thirties and a hot little number from the accounting department at work kept flirting with him. Finally, after all these years, Ken vowed to do something, so he sought out a world renowned urologist.

"You're in luck", said the doc."I've just returned from a conference and learned a new technique for this very problem. You see, we have learned that a working penis can be formed from the trunk tissue of a fetal elephant. Would you like to give this technique a try?" Of course, Ken was thrilled, and had the surgery.

Finally, the big day arrived. Not only was Ken getting his bandages removed, but he had scored a date with the babe from work, and went straight from the doctor's office and met her at an Italian restaurant.

It was going great; even without any experience at the dating game he was funny, and engaging, and he could tell from the way she acted that he was going to get her in the sack. All of a sudden, as the thought of bedding this hotty crossed his mind, his brand new penis leaped out of his pants, reached across his salad bowl, grabbed a breadstick, and disappeared...Ken was mortified, but she was in awe.
"Oh my God", she said . "Can you do that again?"
"No", said Ken, his eyes cast downward.
"Oh please sweety. One more time", she implored.
"I can't", said Ken. "I don't think my asshole can take another breadstick..."

roflmao!