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1. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 2. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. 3. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months. 4. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. 5. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 6. The batteries were given out free of charge. 7. A dentist and a manicurist got married. They fought tooth and nail. 8. A will is a dead give-away. 9. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. 10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I will show you A-Flat miner. 11. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 12. A boiled egg is hard to beat. 13. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 14. Police were called to the day center when a three year old was resisting a rest. 15. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 16. If you take your laptop for a run, you could jog your memory. 17. A bicycle can't stand alone. It's two tired. 18. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 19. The guy who fell on the upholstery machine was fully recovered. 20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 21. When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she would dye. | ||
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Clever and funny as well. Von Gruff. | |||
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Ok,Ok! A oun is the lowest form of humor, so stirking the bottom I add the following: CREATIVE LANGUAGE FOR 'EDUCATED MINDS'. 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still... (It was Scotch!) 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head." 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass." 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet." 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 21. A backward poet writes inverse. 22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! Jim | |||
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You buggers are all under arrest! | |||
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