Cow Tracking - The solution to the problem is already in place.

Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

The solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy one of them.

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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LOVE THEM CAJUNS

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting in back of their cabins in da wuds shootin da breeze an drinkin beer.

Bou ask Thib, "If I snuck ovah to yor house while you wuz out fishin an' made love to your wife, an' she got pregnant, would dat make us kin?"

Thib scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't tink so.....but, it sho nuf mightn make us even."