Subject: $400 a night...

> >>>A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a
suitcase.
> >>>
> >>>He asks, "What are you doing?"
> >>>
> >>>She answers, "I'm moving to New York. I heard prostitutes
there get
> >>paid
> >>>$400 a night for doing what I do for you for free."
> >>>
> >>>A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the
bedroom and
> >>sees
> >>>her husband packing his suitcase.
> >>>
> >>>When she asks him where he is going, he replies, "I'm
coming too. I
> >>want
> >>>to see how you live on $800 a year