Heard this for the first time this morning, directed at me. Might as well laugh as cry.
After dismissing his young blonde assistant, the doc said, "Bill, "I'm afraid we'll need to check under the hood and in the trunk."
Oh, the humanity!

What on earth did you dip that thing in???

Not much, for quite some time. Side effects of BPH meds ...

Bill hope all works out for you. I would'nt wish this on hillary.Good luck my friend.Just for the sake of a bit of humor (hopefully) Alfred Lord Tennyson had always suffered from piles (hemmoroids). He went to his regular physician for years who never knew him when he grew to fame due to his poetry "The Charge Of The Light Brigade".Anyway,he went to see his bum doc. after the fact but could not remember him to the total disgust of a Victorian Gentleman, when the bum doc. who did not recognize his face,just one glance at his bum + all he says is ""Ah Tennyson,so good to see you lad."Hope this helps Bill.

I'll take it Randy. Looks like a T.U.R.P. in my future.

On that note, all I can say is "Bummer!"