MALE SENSITIVITY TEST





.1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:




A. Lovemaking.

B. Screwing.

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.




2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:




A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.




3. You carefully pace yourself to time your orgasm so that:




A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.




4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:




A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.




5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:




A. The very best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.




6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:




A. Of no consequence to how you love her and your affectionate feelings for her.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym if she'd like to.

C. A very conservative estimate.




7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:




A. An important model to strive for

B. A myth or an oxymoron.

C. A moron.




8. Foreplay is to sex as:




A. An appetizer is to entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.




9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?




A. "This time together has been meaningful for me. I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU."




10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:




A. Probably needs a little more time, understanding, and gentle encouragement before she can cope with

that sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.




Evaluating Results:




* If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check inside your pants to be sure you ARE a man.

* If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy.

* If you answered "C" more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN!

Saturday night we have a party at our place. I'm going to test the guys, and send anyone that has to check inside their pants to sit with the ladies.

A Man's Test!!

Oh my! I didn't do so well!
I'll just have to work on my sensitivity skills,,,,nah!
Zeke

C- here,,,