Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Miami. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation. "Hello, sir," she began. "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you, he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied.
"Do you live around here?"she asked.
"Yes," he said and continued to read.
Goldie persisted"Do you like pussycats?"
With that he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, whipped off both their swimsuits, and made passionate love to her.
Afterwards: as they proceeded to put their swimsuits back on, Goldie gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that's what I wanted?"
The man replied,"How did you know my name was Katz?"

[ 08-29-2003, 04:20: Message edited by: waxman ]

Howcum nothin' like that happens to me now that I'm youth challenged?

Sounds like a marriage made in Kanada! derf