IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."

AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay.."

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully.
We'll wait."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This truck is full of Political Promises."

Good! I like the last one best. When we were out on a job in the 70's a truck like that came to suck out the port a cans.my helper said,Hell I'll never complain again about my job. That poor S.O.B. has to take shit off of everybody.

One I saw on an oil well service truck. Your hole is our goal.

Written on the wall above the urinal in a port a can was the words 'Yankee Oxygen Mask'.

quote:

Originally posted by NormanConquest:
Good! I like the last one best. When we were out on a job in the 70's a truck like that came to suck out the port a cans.my helper said,Hell I'll never complain again about my job. That poor S.O.B. has to take shit off of everybody.

Where I worked once, we'd have a guy come to suck out the portable toilets. He didn't mind eating his lunch while he did his thing.

Grizz

In 1982 I had to go to South Austin to install a flashing around a vent stack at a rendering plant. They collected all the waste grease from the restaurants all over town. I think they use the renderings in the soap industry. Anyway they have this field full of shallow swimming pools to give you an idea;+ all full of this foul liquid. I can not even begin to describe that scent. It would literally close your throat.The guys (working) there all had a beer in hand + said,after a while you don't notice it.I did'nt stay to find out.GOD,some of the jobs I have had to do in my life.

Does The Term" Knock a Buzzard Off a Gut Wagon" Apply??