> Retired Job
>
> A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a card
> advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and
asked
> the clerk for details.
>
> The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies
> ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their
> underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then
> apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing
oils
> so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
>
> The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings ,
Montana."
>
> "Good grief," the man asked, "Is that where the job is?"
>
> "No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now.
>