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Good-bye
Grandpa

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed,
told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye
Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye
Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it
just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa
died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl
to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless
Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next
day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the
father, "this kid is in contact with the other
side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to
bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye
Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He
couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to
his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch
and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight
he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of
going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee,
looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally
midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went
home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen
you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I
don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my
life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll
never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro
dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
 
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