A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."


So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his

mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But

the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and

falls into the river.



A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"



The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned

and then fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says " Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much

water did you drink?!!"

quote:

Originally posted by Eland Slayer:

what's wrong with you man that is hilarious.

I thought it was funny enough to pass on. Oh well, you can't please everyone.

Terry

Excellent

A local fire department found some pot growing in a house after they put out a fire. Several Fire fighter suffered from smoke inhalation, but were treat with twinkies and hohos and were OK!

I used it to reply to a dumb monkey joke.