My girlfriend and I were having a glass or twelve of wine and she started telling me how women are superior to men. She said women were better at multi tasking.
I told her to sit down and shut up. So much for that claim, she couldn't do either.

Off the levity for just one moment. The instructors at Gunsite made a good point; women are victims more than men (not only for the obvious reasons) but because they are unaware of where they are. Enter the color code. To simplify, a man is walking down the street, he's going to his car or a shop or a bar but he knows where he's going + has a 1 thought process. Women will be walking down the street ( + this is before cell phones so you know it's even worse now) + their mind is going, well, I think I'll fix this for supper, I'll call Betty, I just saw that new dress, etc. ad nauseum. Don't get pissed Ladies, you know it's the truth. The fact is that most women are unaware of their surroundings. In all honesty, if this message prevents just one rape or mugging then I'm glad I passed it along.

I consider eating in front of the television multitasking.

Remembering something while walking in to another room to do what I am trying to remember is getting exceedingly difficult.

Kinda like halfway up the staircase when you stop + wonder; was I going up or coming down.

Like looking in the refrigerator every half hour despite knowing there is nothing in it to eat

Damn Muzza, I did that just today. You know the feeling when you are kinda hungry but not really + don't want to cook anything + figure you can make it until supper.

Having spent most of the month of July in Alaska, I'm trying to catch up on some of the humor!