11 December 2012, 01:07
James ScottGoing to Hell
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that", says St Peter, " it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulders for the wings."
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh my God", says the old lady, " now what's happening?"
"Not to worry", says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."
" I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going to Hell."
"You can't go there", says St Peter. " You will be raped and sodomized."
"Maybe so" says the old lady, " but I've already got the holes drilled for that!"
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Every morning the Zebra wakes up knowing it must outrun the fastest Lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning the Lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest Zebra or it will starve. It makes no difference if you are a Zebra or a Lion; when the Sun comes up in Africa, you must wake up running......
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