A young couple are undressing on their honeymoon night, when the naïve, nervous groom asks his more worldly bride:

GROOM: "Honey, have you ever been, like, um, you know, screwed before?"

BRIDE: "Does voting for Obama count?"

I saw a T-shirt this reminds me of.

Very tall, slender woman, very pretty, very large breasts. T-shirt says, "No, you can't be first. But, if you play your cards just right, you could be next...".

I always admired a woman like that.

Rich

So true. Virginity is so overrated.Leave that female guilt/shame/boo hoos to the one shot wonders of the back seat Romeos.We got over that 40 years ago.A woman with at least a bit of experience as you (or hopefully more) is a good partner.