LESSON #1 - When a woman starts laughing during an argument, she has flipped her "Psycho Switch".....and you should immediately turn and run.

No man really understands a woman.

Dave

Women ain't like normal people.

God created women for the sole purpose of man's pleasure, and procreation.

He even had an expiry date on them!

When She Says"Whatever". You Are Toast And Sleeping on Couch.

Yeah, "Whatever" is pretty much the same as "FU".....only not the kind of "FU" that you want.

Remember the 60s movie "The Odd Couple" with Tony Randle? I loved the scene when Klugman blows his stack due to the neat freak of Randle who left sticky pads everywhere with notes on hygiene. He starts going on about the notes + says what really drove him over the edge was the end of each sticky pad.; "It took me 3 weeks to figure out you were singing it + that FU meant Felix Unger."