Old Timers Bar
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> Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Naples,
Florida .They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all drinks10 cents.'
> They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this Is
too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the
room, 'Come In and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?'
> There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men
ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis...
Shaken, not stirred ,and says, 'That'll be 10cents each, please'
> The four men stare at the bartender for a moment.
Then look at each other...
They can't believe their good luck.
> They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order
another round.
>Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying,
> That's 40 cents, please.'
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
>They have each had two martinis and so far they've
spent less than a dollar.
> Finally one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve martinis as good
>as these for a dime a piece?'
'I'm a retired tailor from Boston,' the bartender said, 'and I
always wanted to own a bar.
> Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place.
>Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same.'
> Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of the men.
> The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice
>seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them,
and hadn't order anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the
bartender, 'What's with them?'
> the bartender says, 'Oh, they're all old retired farts from Michigan
They're waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.'