Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
> > surgeries they had performed.
> >
> > One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite
> > case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
> > them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
> > England ."
> >
> > The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
> > both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
> > gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
> >
> > The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
> > woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head -on
> > into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
> > the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them
> > together and now she's running for President."
> >