Two girls are talking and the first one is way down and moody.
#2: Why the long face?
#1: I got absolutly sh!7faced last night at the pub and when i got home i blew chunks.
#2: It's not that bad, you'll get better soon.
#1: You don't understand, Chunks is the name of my dog!

OMG

There was an old woman who went to cupboard to get her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over,
Rover drove her,
Now the dogs got a bone of his own.