After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed
beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the
end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.

Who the hell are you?" demanded Brian, "and what are
you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your
bedroom, and I'm St. Peter".

Brian was stunned. "You mean I'm dead? That can't be
, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my
family....

you've got to send me back straight away."

St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but
there is a catch.

We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm
not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers
and clucking around pecking the ground.

"This ain't so bad," he thought until he felt this
strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So
you're the new hen.

How are you enjoying your first day here?

It's not so bad," replied Brian, "but I have this
strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."

You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't
tell me you've never laid an egg before."

Never," replied Brian.

Well, just relax and let it happen."

And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds
later, an egg popped out from under his tail.

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his
emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood
for the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of
happiness was

overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as
a hen was the best thing that had happened to him... ever!!!

The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay
his

third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of
his head and heard his wife shouting,



"Brian! Wake up, you drunk bastard, you're shitting
the bed."