The "F" Word Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?


Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word
has been considered acceptable for use.


In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:


11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we’re sinking?"

~ Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945



9. " Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ George Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

~ Albert Einstein, 1938.



7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926



6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC.



5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566.



4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw, come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998


AND THE WINNER IS .....

1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"

~ Hillary Clinton, 2016

Good one!

For me
What the .... you mean Obama got elected

you forgot.
when the @#$% did we get ice cream.

Speaking of ice cream, that reminds me of when I was in college + had a night time job working for a youth ranch. They had 2 campuses (1 for girls + 1 for boys) Abused kids, etc. Anyway, we had this big fat slob that worked night watch with us + he was constantly raiding the freezer for something to eat. One night he goy into a case of little unmarked generic vanilla ice cream cups + boy was he gobbling them up (screw the kids, right?) Well on this ranch they also ran cattle, tax break I guess. Anyway, the next night when we all showed up for work at 11:00 P.M. I mentioned to John (the fat fxxk) that Grady, who owned all the cattle was some kind of pissed because when he went in the freezer this morning several of his cups of bull semen was missing.

HAHAHA!!!