A Chinese man is sitting at the bar having a drink..

All of a sudden a very irate Jew walks over and punches him right in the mouth, sending him flying off his stool and crashing to the ground.

"What the fuck was that for?!?!?!" asks the dazed Chinese man.

"That was for fucking pearl harbour !" says the Jew.

"But im not japanese !" says the Chinaman.

"Ah fuck it, Japs, Chinks they're all the fucking same to me !" says the jew.

Anyways, about 10 minutes later when the Chinaman has his composure back he runs toward the jew who is now sitting on his stool, leaps into the air and flying kicks him straight in the head, sending him now flying off his bar stool and onto the ground.

Dizzy and somewhat bewildered the jew says "Fucking hell what was that for?!?!?"

The chinman thinks for a moment and says

"That was for the fucking titanic !"

The jew looks puzzled and asks "What the fuck does that have to do with anything?"

"Iceberg, Goldberg.. theyre all the fucking same to me !"