A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model
1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 shot clip, and yelled, "Who in here has been screwing my wife?"


A voice from the back of the bar yelled back,
"You need more ammo."

Definition of a clip


2

: a device to hold cartridges for charging the magazines of some rifles; also : a magazine from which ammunition is fed into the chamber of a firearm

Damn Skippy, you folks sure know how to screw up a good joke.

I still thought it was funny.