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The Hydrogen Atom A hydrogen atom walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, “You look like you lost your best friend.” The hydrogen atom replied, “I lost my electron.” The bartender asked, “Are you sure?” The hydrogen atom responded thoughtfully, “Yeah, I’m positive.” The bartender then leaned over and said to the bouncer, "Keep an ion him." =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association “One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” – Thomas Sowell, “The Vision Of The Anointed: Self-Congratulation As A Basis For Social Policy” . | ||
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If it had it's electron, it would be Helium .  Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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A seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you" The seal replies, "Canadian Club" Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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No, it wouldn't. If it had its electron, it would be a hydrogen atom with neutral charge. To be a helium atom, it would need another proton and 2 neutrons in the nucleus. In order to have a neutral charge it would also need a second electron. =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association “One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” – Thomas Sowell, “The Vision Of The Anointed: Self-Congratulation As A Basis For Social Policy” . | |||
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