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Good Timing!


She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast ?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex.
Afterwards he says, "What was that all about ?"
She says..... "The egg timer's broken!"
 
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3 minutes maybe ? Big Grin

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Jiri:

I have had my eye on you for some time now. You bear watching! I resent your insult! (Actually I was thinking 2 minutes but that's neither here nor there!) Smiler
 
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if i tried that i"d get salmonela!
 
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Cheers, Dave.

Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
 
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Well, that's found two Irishmen and their shortcomings.... rotflmo
 
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