An old Florida farmer had built a pleasant little spot in one corner of his farm. There was an apple and peach orchard and he had built a nice swimming pond.

Late one afternoon, he decided to go down to the orchard and get some peaches. He is carrying a large bucket with him. When he gets there he sees a bunch of young women swimming naked in the pond.

Instead of being embarrassed at being caught by the property owner as common trespassers, the girls start hurling insults at him as being a dirty old man and that he should go away right now!

The farmer replies: " Girls. You have me all wrong!. I just came down to feed the alligator".