A woman read about men of an African tribe tied a weight on their penis and some reached 24 inches in length. She insisted that her husband tie a weight on his. Shortly after he started using the weight he had to go out of town on business. In a phone conversation, she asked about progress and he told her we are half way there. He completed his business and flew home. His wife picked him up at the airport and sped home, taking all the short cuts, rolling through stop signs and eager for a 12 inch penis. They got home and went to it and she said that's not 12 inches. He said I said we are half way there--it turned black.

Yikes!!!!!!!

, Oh, Oh, Mandingo.

To see her reaction a "pickup"
asked me what I weighed.

"with or without a hard on?"

"what difference does that make?"

"about 5 pounds" I thought she never would stop laughing.

George

Same theme.

There was a BIG DICK club, and this man wanted to join.

Off he goes and knocks on the door.

The doorman opens.

I have come to join the club, he says.

May I ask how long is it sir, the doorman asks.

12 inches the man says.

I am very sorry sir, that does not qualify, says the doorman.


Off he goes, learns that he can make it longer by tying weights on it.

A year later.

How long is now sir, asks the doorman man.

15 inches, the man answers proudly.

Not good enough sir, try harder.

Off he goes again, and spends half his days dangling weights off his dick.

A year passes by.

He arrives at the door again.

Good morning sir, what is it now?

18 inches the man says.

The doorman lifts the bottom of his trousers leg, and his dick’s head appear.

He says, sir, look, and I am only the doorman!

Like the 2 guys pissing off the dock + the 1st one says, Damn, this water's cold, + the 2nd says, yeah, + deep too.