20 May 2019, 19:03
butchlocpushed or jumped
Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
22 May 2019, 11:55
NormanConquestOh well,they were in Frisco (the city of brotherly shove.)
"I don't give a good goddamn if you are white,.black.or oriental.We are the same here."
23 May 2019, 10:09
NormanConquestI agree. I grew up in the segregationist south + went to school in it so I DO understand.
23 May 2019, 10:13
NormanConquestThat being said,I adhere my actions to MLK's words to judge a man not by the color of his skin but by the CONTENT OF HIS CHARACTER.That works across the board in my opinion.
quote:
"I don't give a good goddamn if you are white,.black.or oriental.We are the same here."
I was quoting you when I posted that, hence the quotation marks.
24 May 2019, 10:41
NormanConquestSo what's your problem ed unless you just have a hard on for me for no reason that I can see.Actually that has been established by your behavior in your past posts.To the best of my knowledge I have done nothing to offend you personally.Since this last posting,can I honestly assume that you take deference to my calling them white,blacks,+ orientals. I can only assume by your obvious inference to mean honkeys,niggers,+ chinks.But that's up to your personal bigotry.Ed,last call,don't come to a battle of wits unarmed.Best wishes,N.C.
Well, in your true liberal style, you have used the "race card" and labeled me as a racist.
Like most liberals you only accept your own viewpoint.
You'll hear no more from me. I'm not equipped to do battle with one so educated as yourself.
I'll just read your constant critique of every joke posted here. Along with your high grade "been there, done that" bovine excrement.
Adios MF.
01 June 2019, 09:15
NormanConquestWell,hi there ed. I thought of just not even seeing your post but then it occured to me that you have a remarkable resemblance to my ex wife that in her insane tirades just had to have the last word,no matter how stupid it was.Besides this is the humor column;I'm sure our banter is amusing someone.
01 June 2019, 15:42
Allen MartinI find it very entertaining !!!!!
03 June 2019, 10:23
NormanConquestAs Winston said."I do love a debate; providing the debate goes in my favor."