A blind cowboy wanders into a bar where he has never been before. Unbeknownst to him it's a womens' only saloon. He feels his way over to the bar, climbs on a stool and yells Hey bartender, gimme a shot of JD. He hears the glass sliding toward him, catches it, and shoots it down. Again he yells, Hey bartender, keep em comin till I tell you to stop. After about three more, he yells, Hey bartender, wanna hear a blonde joke? The whole place instantly goes silent as a tomb. A woman sitting next to him says, Cowboy, I'm gonna cut you some slack, because obviously you don't have a clue where you are. Before you tell that joke there are five things you need to consider. 1, the bartender is a blonde and there's a double barreled shotgun within her reach. 2, the bouncer at the door is a blonde and she's good with that axe handle she has in her hand. 3, the woman sitting at the table behind you is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler. 4, the woman on the stool to your left is a blonde and she has a blackbelt in karate. 5, I'm 5'10", weigh 220, am a champion weight lifter, and I'm a blonde. Now, cowboy, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke? The cowboy ponders for a minute and then says, No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!

Perfect!

George