Fast Talker





A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce.



The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.



The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.



Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some butt-hole wants to buy a half head of lettuce."



As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."



The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.



Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier.



We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"



"Texas, sir", the boy replied.



"Well, why did you leave Texas ?", the manager asked.



The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there."



"Really?", said the manager. "My wife is from Texas ."



"No shit?", replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

I can understand that kind of TEXAS mentality. Sounds like it's coming from the person occupying the WHITE HOUSE in Wash., D.C.

Don't worry though it's all going to be good with Hillary. The smartest woman in the world. I can't wait. I just hope that us peasants will be allowed to own one gun to hunt with before it's all over. Hell I hope there will be such a thing as hunting after her 8 year reign of terror.

People think Zim is bad under uncle Bob wait for the USA under aunt Hillery.

And if she is elected, the one person who will be most responsible for Hillary's success is the jackass who currently occupies the Whitehouse (who in my opinion, is no Republican).

The three things that scare me the most;

Osama
Obama and
Chelsea's momma