Five rules for men to follow for a happy life



1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


Signed

Tiger Woods

too late

In Tigger's case Rule 6 also applies:

Multiples of Nos 2 & 4 apply.

Rich