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Judy (a brunette) and Buffie (a blonde) hatch a plan to rob a bank. Judy is the brains, of course, and lays out a carefully detailed plan. She explains the plan to Buffie - over and over again. Buffie assures her that she has it down pat. On the day of the heist, Judy pulls the car up around the corner from the bank and once again tells Buffie: "Now remember, you only have exactly three minutes to pull it off. Do you understand everything I've told you?" Buffie says: " Don't worry, a piece of cake". Buffie goes in to the bank. Minutes go by. The three minutes go by and it is actually 8 minutes when Buffie comes out. She is dragging a safe wrapped up in rope. She stores it in the car trunk and jumps into the car. As Buffie gets into the getaway car, the security guard comes out. His pants and underwear are around his ankles and he is firing his weapon. As the gals pull away, Judy snarls: " You really are a dumb blonde! I told you to tie up the GUARD and to blow the SAFE!" | ||
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Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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