What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen? got 2 fives for a 10

What's Michael's alma matter? - Bringem Young

What's the difference between Michael and a grocery bag? One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper? - Michael's hand.

What do Michael and a Big Mac have in common? They're both 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

What do Michael and Willie Shumacher have in common? They both ride 4 year olds.

Who is Michael's favorite poet? Emily Dick-in-son

How do we know Michael is guilty? - Several children have fingered him.

What's black and comes in little white cans? - Michael

Why did Michael make a phone call to Boys 2 Men? - He thought it was a delivery service.

After the birth of his child, Michael asked the doctor how long he had to wait to have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the child is at least 13