A crusty Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There were lots of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major," she said, "but you seem to be very serious. Is something bothering you?"



"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am," replied the Sergeant Major, "a lot of action."

"You should lighten up a little," she added. "Relax and enjoy yourself. Now, don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."

"Well, there you are," she tells him. "No sex since 1955! That's a long time."

"You think so?" he replies, glancing at his watch. "It's only 2130 now."

Best joke I've heard in a long time.