>>A married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks
>>over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband
>>asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you
>>know him?"
>> "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband and has been drinking like
>> that since I left him seven years ago."
>> "That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody
>> could celebrate that long."